i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.